Aliens & Tinfoil Helmets
Ever since I had the car accident two weeks ago I have had this ringing in my ears.
The medical description would be ‘tinnitus’. It took me a while to make the connection between that and the car accident. It’s like this high-pitched nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sound constantly going. Naturally, I have no insurance so I cannot go to a good Applied Kinesiologist because – 'strues bob – s/he could fix it with some cranial bone adjustments.
However, it got me to thinking…. (This could eventually drive me completely insane)… and those fruitcakes who run around thinking that the CIA or aliens implanted some kind of device in their heads or in their tooth filling can somehow be understood. Did anyone ever check the cranial structure or make sure they didn’t bang their noggins at some point?
Soon I shall wear a tinfoil helmet.
FOOTNOTE: for anyone who doesn’t know what an Applied Kinesiologist is please do yourself a favor and look it up.
I borrowed this image from a cool alien website: http://www.everwonder.com/david/aliens/
posted by Unknown @ 2:16 AM
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